Anamalistic

Friday:

• Wore pig-tails to the pub.
• Pigglyfish website is born into the farmyard, amidst much sqeaking and splishy-splashing.
  

Saturday:

• Regretted wearing pig-tails to pub, due to Landlord's beastial love of "pulling" pig's tails.
• Primitive side explores rat-face's girlfriend's hair, blood, bruises, sweat and tears.
• Enjoy singing mice.

Sunday:

• Cart Moo, minus Cow, around a pet shop.
• Fall in love with a rabbit or three.
• Wonder if it is feasible to keep afore-mentioned rabbits and a velvety turtle in the bath.
• Learn how sheep, chickens, cows and pigs make their way from the farm to the after-life of my belly.

Monday:

• Have pig-balls in my belly.